Right now I would be finishing my kaper and getting ready for dinner with my new group of girls. But instead I'm enjoying my last week at home! Don't get me wrong it's great and I love being back, but I honestly don't know what to do with myself with all of this freetime.
While sitting here I stole this list from Ashlee's blog......you can check her blog out here
You know you're a counselor at Oakcrest when:
- no matter how hard you try to avoid it, you will begin talking like a 14 year old girl and say things like, mo defs, totes, perf, supes--it's inevitable.
- shower time with your friends is the best of times.
- shower puppets are a must for shower entertainment.
- when you go back to the 'real world' you don't know how to interact with normal people your own age.
- you forget how to sing "i am a child of god" normal.
- it's an exciting and rare occurrence when you poop.
- you say "clap, clap, clap" in 'real life' to get people's attention.
- you pee your pants often.
- you introduce yourself as your camp name outside of camp.
- you laugh when you campers go the wrong way on the iron rod and you have the specialist tell them there are rocks or something ahead and make them jump or do something crazy.(mind you, they're blindfolded)
- you cringe and tend to correct people who say non oak-apprope words.
- you're prepared to have 5 or 14 kids at once.
- it's rare that your boogers come out any other color than black.
- a knock on the door in the middle of the night scares the day lights out of you.
- showering more than once on the weekends seems like a chore.
- you sit on the toilet more than you need just to take in the face that you have some alone time for a minute.
- you see problems in your life and think "i should do a unit prayer on that"
- you go to the bathroom at home and are upset that there are no bathroom quotes to read.
- you look forward to going to the bathroom on monday's to read the new quotes.
- whenever a girl starts singing a song you panic and think, "is that oak-apprope?"
- you brag about your hairy legs/armpits
- you do head counts to make sure everyone is there when you're home.
- you do table chants on your kitchen table.
- you are dying to go to the "city". aka kamas.
- you make costumes out of butcher paper.
- you have goose's stand up comedy memorized and mouth it on thursday nights.
- treehut is the 'great and spacious building"
- your roomies cabin gets blamed by your girls for being too loud, when in reality it was you.
- you no longer consider miracles rare because you witness them everywhere.
- Your tamagotchi dies because no one will feed it while you are gone
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